review you? review me?

since i am trying to keep this blog fresh as andrew jackson's trail of tears, i figured i should be doing more reviews.  i will do anything for you, my noteworthy audience.  but what should i review?  movies are kinda long-winded and there are plenty of eberts that eat shmegma out there.  so howz about you leave a comment and tell me something to review.  if not, then i will just start reviewing random things at my leisure.