Questionable things my girlfriend has said.

I have dubbed these - "Goofs"

"If you don't do it, it won't get done."

"Does your oven get really hot?"

"Are you on your computer?"  (Whilst talking to me on a video chat).

"Can I put 'preferred customer' in the website for the name on my credit card?"

 - This one I have to give her some props for... it actually said preferred customer on her credit card... and when she put it in the website, it worked.